pinkellipsis:

My plea to Jarvier.tumblr.com…

// Smoke and Mirrors//

caitlanefricia:

Smoke and mirrors

are what you gave me.

“Woes me.

Help me, save me!”

The smoke has cleared

and the mirrors are shattered.

Now i’ve come to realize

you really don’t matter.

(via caitlanefricia-deactivated20110)

// Reasons to have a boyfriend….//

  1. Consistent attention. You don’t have to dress your best and put on lots of makeup to get your mans attention.
  2. An excuse to have sex all the time and have no worries about being called a hoe. Nobody will call u a hoe for fucking your bf 2 or 3 times a day everyday=).
  3. If u have a good man, then u can kiss goodbye those lonely Friday or Saturday nights.
  4. Being able to be your true self… Only your man sees the sides of you that u try and hide from the public. Ex: that crazy jealous side u might have or the stupid insecurities u may have.
  5. An excuse to be a hopeless romantic… You’re man will never tell u you’re doing to much if you put on some lingerie light some candles and do a little striptease. Other men probably will think u are doing way too much.
  6. My favorite reason… An endless supply of BULLSHIT=) and what lovely lady doesn’t want an endless supply of bullshit? -____-

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